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i sit next to guy named steve at work. he's usually pretty quiet and he was gone all week. he came back today but all day he's been quiet or not at his desk.
5 minutes ago, he looked up at me.
steve: ANGI! HI! HELLO! I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU ALL DAY! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI!
me: (stunned silence)
then
steve (on phone): hello? AMY? ARE YOU AMY MY WIFE? HELLO AMY MY WIFE!!
me: (stunned silence)
(stunned silence)
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